Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
i now understand why vodka
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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