You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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