You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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