ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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