another moral hangover. fuck.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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