Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i now understand why vodka
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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