Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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