why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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