you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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