Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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