So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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