I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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