what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
