there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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