Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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