I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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