she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He? As in you personified your dick?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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