you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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