I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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