just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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