Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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