god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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