dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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