but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we're making bets on your personal life
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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