margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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