Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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