Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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