Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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