with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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