i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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