Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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