Plan B is the new Plan A
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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