its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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