Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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