that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
