Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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