Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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