using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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