I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its not stalking. its research.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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