Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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