I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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