Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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