Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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