You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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