can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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