Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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