I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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