You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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