So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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