Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
